“Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

Jesus replied: ” ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’This is the first and greatest commandment.  The second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.

Quote by Joey Adams

“If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.”

Quote by Edward Stanley

“Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.”

Quote by Alfred Neuman

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

Quote by Peg Bracken

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Quote by Hugo Black

The United States has a system of taxation by confession.

Quote by Laurence Peter

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

Quote by Jay Leno

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.”

Quote by Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Quote by W.J. Cameron

“There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.”